Once Upon a Time...

The 3 word game. The rules are, after someone starts off with a setting, the next person cannot post any more then 3 words, and the words have to make some sort of sense. (NOT: rally crab mango). As one of my Facebook statuses, I had posted this game, in hopes of an interesting train. Annnnnnnnnd, here it is, the final product. (:

Once upon a time...
a duck and a dark knight got together to conspire against the evil one legged spitting tree frog that had once sang Christian rock. It lived under the rock by Ronald McDonald's house. The dark knight had on three sexually transmitted diseases, and the frog liked to contemplate how many more diseases he could contract if he went to a banjo factory. Meanwhile, the dark knight was battling with a horrible giant who looked like President George Bush Obama in a white pinstripe suit. The dark knight fell in love with Ernest Hemingway, but however, he found out that he was wrongly accuse of a deed that left seven people wondering how he had evaded capture and made the whole city of the damned, scream "Hoorah for Hollywood", and then he took off his pants! Right as the horrible giant lifted a foot to squash the little bitty tiny yellow polka dot bikini. Also there happened to be a ginormous freckled monstrous lay named Olga. She then ate the young children who liked to dance around the bean pole with blood and the hair of a golden dragon.

.......as you can see, the story doesn't make much sense, so if you would like to continue in it's random jollyness, go right ahead.
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